Carrot.

The other day, my dad calls me downstairs, telling me to hurry. Automatically, I assumed he needed help with the freezer, or moving something... Or some sort, but he only wanted to call me down, to show me this.

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Now... I somewhat wonder WHAT kind of vital, and nutritions it was absorbing, for this to occur. Like... did a toxic waste fall over on top this, while it was growing? Or did they just pluck it out, send it to scientists, and altered it's molecules? I then realize, I'm no f@#king scientist, and ate it any way. Because it's a carrot. And I like carrots. If I grow another set of limbs, or a head, then oh well, I can maybe run faster with an extra set of legs, or hold a lot more things with an extra pair of arms.